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Is Mulayam Singh chapter closed in UP ?

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Will power politics shift from Thakurs to Brahmins in Uttarakhand ?

Brahmins are annoyed with the present Government in Uttarakhand. People say that there may be a shift from Rajputs to Brahmins and Prakash Pant may succeed T S Rawat.

Last person in line

I'm at my favourite Cafe for my morning Coffee fix... seated at the adjacent table is a Lady...after I settle down she starts a conversation with me.

Lady: So RaGa has written to PM on the Women's Quota

 Bill... I just wonder his Mom ran the Government for 10 years.... she being a woman did not get this Bill passed... as an MP did he write to his Mom then...

Me: RaGa's letter.....Ladies, beware of Greeks who come laden with gifts...Democracies that have achieved empowerment of Women has been done by Policy Initiatives and not by Legistlation and Quotas...

L: Very much like Modi is doing....from Girl Child to Women so many steps....

M: Does Congress Party reserve 33% Election Tickets for women..

L: Demand 33% reservation in a Democracy (India) and where it can enforce 33% in an Autocracy  ( Congress) it doesn't do so...

M: Speaking of Democracy.... a survey was done and max Indians are satisfied with India's Democracy... next come Germany and then Canada..

L: There's an Actor who has said ... if you speak up against Government here you  could be murdered...

M: Anything happened to....Kejriwal.... Durbaaris ....just to name a few who do it all the time...

F: Hear RaGa is going to Europe next  month on a 4 day visit.... they say he will be  meeting Angella Merkel...

M:  Good ...let her also come to know first hand his shortcomings to be India's PM...Milind Deora and someone versant with Diplomacy will be chapeneoring him...

L: I'm sure Merkel kind of Leaders get inputs.... doesn't Merkel know about  RaGa...

M: Why should  she deny herself the fun....

L: Its hilarious..... Sanghis ... Rightists....are trying to abolish Triple Talaq... Halala...Genital mutilation....and Liberal Women are speaking up for these practices...all because Sanghis are against these practices...

M: A Urdu  Daily has reported  that RaGa while meeting Muslim intellectuals said that Congress is a Muslim Party...

L: Durbaaris....and some Congis are questioning the reporting.... trying to link the Urdu Paper to BJP.... but Congress is not denying what RaGa reportedly said...

M: And the beauty is its not done anything substantial for Muslims ....

F: Kept them befuddled and huddled....

L: RaGa's latest tweet...' I stand in line with the last person in line..... with those exploited because of religion and caste... he ends by saying I am Congress'...

M: 'I got 10000 Sikhs butchered.... During my Rule scores of riots.... I believe in caste and religion Politics.... I am Congress'...and as for standing in line with the last person in line...post Demo when he went to withdraw money he breezed past those standing in line...

Lady gives me a thumbs-up...bid Adieu... pay my tab and move out..

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?