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Modi is now subject of research ?

At a get-together of intellectuals, topic of discussion was PM Narendra Modi. And the conclusion was “Despite several grievances and odds why Narendra Modi is still popular?” Is it not a subject of research ?

Why HDK exposing Congress ?

The way HD Kumarswamy, CM, Karnataka, criticising Congress, the coalition partner, experts are not surprised. They say it was bound to happen because many Karnataka Congress leaders are not able to digest JDs at driver's seat. Now big question is how long this coalition govt will last ?

Come Bull mujhe maar

I'm on a trip to Mumbai.... at a Nariman Point Cafe I meet my friend who is a VP in a multinational... and as a hobby he does standup Comedy.

Me: RaGa said he stands with the last man standing in line... which line!!

Friend: Don't forget because of his family we stood in many lines... Ration line, Kerosene line, Coal line , Milk line, Premiere Padmini Line, Vespa line, Ambassador line, Cement line......nowadays we don't stand in line ..so which line.... Starbucks line!!!

M: And the only time  RaGa got to stand in a line ...that's post Demo... he breezed past those standing in line!! He's written to PM on the Women's Bill.... chiding  him in a way to get it passed!!

F: Funny Man... he just formed the CWC and he has included just 6 Women...and one is his Mother.... so just 5 .... just 11% representation for Women...

M: But BJP's now got him in a fix... asked him for his help to get Women's Bill... Bills banning Triple Talaq and Halala..which are pro women....abh lets see the Party of Muslims get the latter two Bills passed.... and Muslims as it is are against the Women's Bill!!

F: Yes ....why do you think Mulayam who was nicknamed Mullah Mulayam was against  this Bill....

M: Now Owaisi has raised 'why there is no Muslim Regiment in the Army'... and going a step forward Pseudos have started a campaign ... Talk to a Muslim!!

F: When India got Partitioned most Muslim Faujis migrated to Pakistan....Army does not recruit based on Religion. What can Army do if Muslims have not  been choosing Army as a career.... why ...many of them refuse to stand for the National Anthem!! One has to have a lot of patriotism to join the Army!!

M: And we've had some very brave and patriotic Muslim Faujis...starting with Abdul Hamid.

F: If you ask me when Congress starting its woo Muslims policy it created the angst ..and rest was done by the export of Wahabism to India...

M: And before I forget ... Talk to Muslims.... just the same day this was started a Muslim Cleric beat a Woman in full camera glare....she was talking to him!!!

F: And don't forget the role of Darbaari Media ... when its Muslims or Christians...rape becomes Sex Scandal and  selling Babies becomes adoption irregularities!!

M: Speaker has admitted the No Confidence Motion...

F: So now Modi will get to reply.... and see how he'll make Opposition squirm...Lynchings.... Hate Crime data....Central assistance to AP..... Women's Bill.....Development....

M: Let me wear your Comedy Hat.. what Opposition has done.....very much like 'come bull mujhe maar'...

We have a good laugh...pay the tab and move out....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?