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It's going to be the year of the sharp elbow and the quick tongue.

What is the difference between Modi and Rahul ?

What is the difference between Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi ? Experienced politicians say, while Modi eats politics, Drinks politics and sleeps politics, Rahul Gandhi eats casually drinks casually and sleeps casually.

Is BJP more kind towards bureaucrats ?

It is said that the BJP is more kind towards the retired bureaucrats and the presence of number of Ministers in the Modi Government is an indication.

Yeh hai Achche Dinn

Be it last rites or condolence!!

Rahul's smiling doesn't make sense!!

In defeat or looking up someone ill!!

RaGa smiles still!!

That's his Kiki Challenge..come what smile!

Even if the somberness the smile does defile!!

Saw a pic of Sonia and Rahul with Didi in 10 Janpath!!

RaGa batao after taking Aayi shappat (Swear on Mom)!!

The room had shelves and shelves of books!!

Very studious family it sure looks!!

Shappat kha ke batao what Books are these !!!

And who reads these books please!!

Though some say the books are on Congis and Foes!!!

All material collected  into these books it all goes!!

Like records of Congis ki servility!!

To fight for first family their ability!!

Info about their naughtiness!!

Info that can put them in a mess!!

Material about them that can be used when required!!

One step before or after they are fired!!

Other books about foes contain info unn ke baare!!

Very handy when Congress haare!!

One entire shelf contains RaGa's comics bound together!

He turns to comics when storms he has to weather!

Of course no confirmation only alleged!

That's why allegation duly hedged!

In the pic Didi is seen smiling from ear to ear!!

Sonia ne bolla hogaa 'All Islamic books my Dear'!!

Opposition making it look illegals will be thrown out now!

Will be ordered now itself 'jao'!

This is just NRC draft those not on list will get a chance!!

So Didi types stop your war dance!!

Those not on list can still prove their citizenship!!

So with lies passions please don't whip!!

Saudis deport Bangladeshis and Pakistanis regularly!!

If we do it we'll be doing it irregularly!!

Its a very fair process before ejection takes place!!!

For no reason criticism Government karr rahi hai face!

Its alleged Choksi got help to get an Antiguan Passport!!

Lawyer also admitted he was very pally with Congress as per a report!

Cambridge Analytica (CA) gave him the needed support!

To get a Antiguan Passport!!

No doubt CA tentacles were widespread and deep!

And we know there services did not come cheap!!

Maybe via Congress palliness and CA help disclosure!!

Choksi plea bargaining for closure!!

Soon expect Nirav too to try to plea bargain his way out!!

They'll have to face the music without a doubt!!

I guess Mallya.. Nirav.. Choksi may soon be Jail Mates!!

With open arms Arthur Road Jail awaits!!

Confucius says... Achche dinn ki nishaani!!

Choro ko abh ho rahi hai pareshaani!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?