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Hindus scapegoats

My friend who is a Financial Consultant and devout devotee of Sidhivinayak meets me at a Nariman Point Coffee Shop and over Cold Coffees and Cheese Grilled sandwiches we get chatting..

Friend: What's happening to India... if you go to Sabrimala you land up in jail....if your kids burst crackers you land up in jail...but bail given to Bishop accused of rape and to Nuns accused of stealing  babies..

Me: Has Justice become  Pseudo Secular in India.... samajh nahi aatha...rape is bailable... looting is bailable....robbery is bailable... but bursting crackers is non-bailable..

F: Such injustices will lead to a Perestroika in our Legal system...

M: Aaj ki Modi insult..... from Congress..... today it was Kharge's chance... he says Modi behaving like Hitler..

F: I have just one question for him...during Emergency what did he do.....then Indira was rightly called Hitler...must have even  justified Emergency...

M: If rumours are to believed his blatant Chamchagiri has done wonders for Kharge...

F: Tell me the name of one RBI Guv who agreed with the FM...in fact I'd be worried if they were in agreement..

M: When Urjit was appointed he was called a Puppet of BJP.... when Verma was appointed to head CBI he was called a corrupt puppet...

F: Now ask them... what happened ...they'll  say... RaGa's Leadership qualities and his vision made them change...

M: The joke in Congress is RaGa se haath milla ke doh lo..... RaGaitis ho saktha hai.... it'll start with you talking anaap shanaap...

F: Government is right in demanding joint management of a third of the surplus being held by RBI.... RBI's queasy about this citing... Macro issues...

M: Joint Management is a fair way I think...then who is actually responsible for this surplus......

F: Arihant... Rafalles and S 400 missiles.. India's capabilities to attack or defend now making our Enemies sit up and take note..

M: Our Triad capability is a commendable achievement...

F: We are a Global Power .... but our reputation is we are a Global Power that Defends....our Potential is only a deterrent.... had we been the aggressive type you think Mallya... Nirav.... Choksi.... Dawood ... would be sitting pretty away from the reach of Indian Agencies..we are a responsible Power...World Power hierarchy needs more like us..

M: Lighten up man.... its Diwali season... no restraint on being in a good mood... hear Tej Pratap has gone AWOL...

F: Abh aur kya karre.... he says he was forced into this marriage..

M: 5 years ka bachcha hai that they forced him to gulp a medicine he didn't want to take..aur imagine aisa aadmi Minister tha...pathetic!

F: Hear pollution in Delhi is really bad... be careful on return...

M: Its Delhi's created pollution... the lowering of temperature leads to the pollutants geting trapped as there is no dissipation...plus lesser evaporation also contributes to entrappment...

F: 30 year cars...no problem....blend of kerosene and diesel in Autos...no problem....usage of low efficiently Diesel Sets for hours everyday....no problem.......burn waste in open....no problem....

M: And come Diwali ....put all the blame on crackers...

F: Like I said initially... in the end the blame comes on some Hindu practice.. or custom... or tradition...

M: A first in the World.... the Majority is made into a scapegoat...aisa bhi ho saktha hai...

We pay the tab... bid Adieu and go our ways..

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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