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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Why is Mamta Banerjee silent  ?

Political observers are intrigued to notice absence of  fire brand West Bengal Chief Minister Mamta Banerjee’s silence. She seems to be following footsteps of BSP Chief Mayawati.  Instead of Mamta Banerjee the baton has moved into the hands of Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister N Chandrababu Naidu to unite the opposition.

Rahul Gandhi to campaign against Shivraj Singh !

It is heard that Rahul Gandhi is coming to Budhni  in the constituency of MP CM Shivraj Singh to campaign against him where former PCC Chief Arun Yadav has been pitted against the CM.

Jhoota

I'm aboard the Shatabdi ...on the  adjacent seat is a Gentleman who seems to be very religious.... tilak on the  forehead...Bodi (knotted tuft of hair)...his wrist is full of red threads or maulis/kalavas....as the Train pulls out of New Delhi station he strikes a conversation with me..

Gentleman: So Court has refused to give the Ram Janam Bhoomi Title Lawsuit an early hearing..

Me: Expected...

G: The Government needs to think out of the box. Government can repeal The Acquisition of Certain Area at Ayodhaya Act of 1993 and free 63 acres  of acquired land around Ram Janambhoomi....Court can continue to hear the Ram Janambhoomi Lawsuit...

M: And I don't think Court can strike it down... start work.... other facilities planned around Birthplace of Ram Mandir...

G: I wouldn't be too sure if Court would not interfere  ....I heard a couple of High Court Lawyers joke.... soon there would be elections for Judges... Judiciary would run this  Country...

M: Hope BJP doesn't feel that just changing names of Cities suffices to enthuse its Hindu Vote bank...

G: Speaking of names .... I hear a Muslim Historian has said Shah is a Persian name and as BJP is changing names given by Mughals so Amit Shah should change his name...

M: Baloney ...Shah comes from Sah  .....Businessman in Gujarat and Rajasthan...in fact title Sah is found in a 1510 inscription...

G: Speaking of Historians....Congress and Commies have made Tipu into a Ruler who was fair to Hindus... even meddled with his look....

H: Actually it's a stunt...by showing Tipu as being fair to Hindus they've stunted Hindus in Karnataka unifying against a Tyrant...such issues can really unify...

G: In fact the picture they've come up with literally makes a Tyrant look like a Hero...

M: And a fib by Madrasas ...that Tipu funded the American Independence movement...

G: So Kejri is back from his Dubai trip...since he came to power his family's been in the holidaying mood...last Christmas they were in Andamans...last Summer his family went to Switzerland....this Diwali it's Dubai...

M: Here is news to ruin the mood of Congis...Retail Inflation eases to one-year low of 3.3% in October on fall in food prices; IIP growth rises 4.5% in September....Congress will tell its cadre that fuel prices (which are also falling) = inflation and expect Congis to applaud...

G: Rockstar Rajan today criticizing Government on GST and Demo..

M: Funny... way back in 2014.. 26th December 2014 ...in an interview Rockstar Rajan had said GST would bring in tremendous  benefit..

G: And you have RaGa who feels GST rate should be the same ...be it a Mercedes-Benz  Car or Hawai Chappals..

M: In fact this Government has been extra sensitive to ensure GST is fair to the underprivileged ...and at the same time not been punishing to privileged who pay Income Tax...

G: Indian Army's stern message to Terrorists... surrender or be ready to die...

M: I expected a Lady Darbari... whose fallen from her Media Diva perch...to start crying via an article in Washington Post.... Indian Army commits to kill...

G: Its simple  if Army does not kill Terrorists they would never lose an opportunity to kill Faujis..

M: So Government has submitted sworn Affidavit to SC on Rafalle Deal..

G: And I'm sure it'll prove Chowkidar Imandaar hai.... Yuvraj Jhoota hai...

M: I think Chor machaaye Shorr would be more apt....in fact there is a list that Alphabetically lists UPA scams....A for Adarsh ...B for Bofors.... C for Coal ...goes up to Z....

Tea and snacks are served and post pet pooja I doze off and the Gentleman awakens me as the Train pulls into Kalka Station

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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